Jokes only Scottish people will understand that will put a smile on your face
The Daily Record has rounded up 10 amazing jokes only Scots will understand that will no doubt put a smile on your face — even if you have heard a couple of them before.
If there is one thing Scots are known for, it's our amazing sense of humour.
Whether it's our accents or our unique lingo, a lot of what we find funny people from other parts of the world — or even UK — wouldn't even understand. That just makes it even funnier, though.
To celebrate the best of Scottish humour, the Daily Record has put together a list of some amazing jokes that are specific to Scotland. You might have heard a few of these before, but they will never fail to put a smile on your face.
With the festive season just around the corner, it might be worth saving a couple of these to bring out in December when the Christmas cracker jokes inevitably fail to get the dinner table laughing.
Here are 10 jokes that only Scots will understand.
Have you got a favourite Scottish joke? Let us know in the comments below!
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How can you tell when a Highland Cow is ready to go on holiday?
It has a wee calf.
(Image: Lesley Gracie / 500px)1 of 9What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt Disney.
(Image: Bettmann / Getty Images)2 of 9What do you call a man who is halfway through his front doorway?
Hamish.
(Image: Photographer, Basak Gurbuz Derman / Getty Images)3 of 9
